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Archive for December, 2006

Breaking News: World leader executed, only footage via cell phone camera

Wag the dog, anyone? Seriously…the most anticipated execution of modern times. Carried out after a global tribune, with the lives of millions of people hanging in the balance of the aftermath, and the only footage they have was shot on someones Razr? Whatever. document.getElementById(“post-269-blankimage”).onload();

30 December 2006 at 10:10 - Comments

Oh Fox News, you crafty bastards!

Yes. Iraq is absolutely the country we want to model our criminal justice system after. Because it never turns out that people were framed or had evidence improperly handled at their trial, or DNA comes back 10 years later and proves someones innocence. By all means we want to ram someones trial through in a day, [...]

30 December 2006 at 10:07 - Comments

And a brother…

I swear to God, CNN hires the mentally impaired to write their captions.

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28 December 2006 at 21:48 - Comments

Coffee and Marlon Brando for Christmas

Am I too predictable or what? Christmas is wrapping up, and after counting up the loot, I ended up with over $220 in Starbucks gift cards (and a damn nice SB mug from AC). Holy machiatto, Batman! Thanks to my friends and family who are feeding my never ending addiction to caffeine. When my heart explodes, [...]

26 December 2006 at 19:27 - Comments

Vacation, all I ever wanted…

Oh man. I’m off for 12 days. Time to catch up on stuff…I have about 50 projects I need to work on, stuff I can’t find time to complete due to my work schedule. Not to mention about a million things to do around the house, including finishing the ethernet/phone wiring I started a month [...]

22 December 2006 at 22:51 - Comments