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Monday, March 31st, 2008

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Dr. Pepper challenges Axl Rose to a dual — to the death

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Ok, not really. Actually, Dr. Pepper has vowed to give everyone in America a free drink if Axl releases the SEVENTEEN YEAR IN THE MAKING album ‘Chinese Democracy‘.

Really some brilliant marketing – I wonder if Axl will comply or sue?
:)

http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/prnewswire/NYW021A26032008-1.htm

Tired of a world in which Americans idolize wannabe singers and musicals about high schoolers pass as rock ‘n roll music, Dr Pepper is encouraging (ok, begging) Axl Rose to finally release his 17-year-in-the-making belabored masterpiece, Chinese Democracy, in 2008.

In an unprecedented show of solidarity with Axl, everyone in America, except estranged GNR guitarists Slash and Buckethead, will receive a free can of Dr Pepper if the album ships some time — anytime! — in 2008. Dr Pepper supports Axl, and fully understands that sometimes you have to make it through the jungle before you get it right.

“It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper’s special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love,” said Jaxie Alt, director of marketing for Dr Pepper. “So we completely understand and empathize with Axl’s quest for perfection — for something more than the average album. We know once it’s released, people will refer to it as “Dr Pepper for the ears” because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds — an instant classic.”

Show your support for Axl and get on the nightrain of encouragement at www.chinesedemocracywhen.blogspot.com

[EDIT] Axl responds!

We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper with our album “Chinese Democracy,” as for us, this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead’s performances are on our album, I’ll share my Dr Pepper with him.

Axl Rose

Hillary attacked in Bosnia by 8 year old girl

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

If you’re Hillary Clinton and you’ve just been caught in a “whopper,” the only thing to be grateful for is that it’s Good Friday and people are distracted. How bad could this story be for her? When you tell the American public you faced gunfire, and it turns out all you really faced was a little girl with flowers — well, that’s as bad as it gets. When you dramatically say you made a journey that was too dangerous for the president, only to have it revealed that he made the same trip two months earlier — and that your teenaged daughter was by your side — that only makes it worse.

And there’s video.

If they wanted to, the networks could juxtapose video of Sen. Clinton’s dramatic recitation of the battle with this clip of that sweet eight-year-old on the tarmac with a bouquet. The question is: Will they want to?

Just this week Sen. Clinton said that she landed in Bosnia under “sniper fire,” adding: “There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” Clinton used to tell Iowa audiences: “”We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady.”

Too funny follow-up:

Presidential fortune cookies

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

www.barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com

www.johnmccainisyourjalopy.com

www.hillaryclintonisyoureconomicalminivan.com

Confused? Here’s the scoop.

Obama, Bush, Cheney, Madonna and Brad Pitt walk into a bar…

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

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Small world, ain’t it?