You slagging, butch furburger!

November 9th, 2006 | by scott |

At work, one of the software packages we use on our email server is GFI Mail Security. it’s a great package with some awesome features, including one that will scan incoming/outgoing emails for certain phrases that could be offensive and lead to HR/legal issues.
There are presets for certain criteria, like ‘racist’, ’sexual’ and ‘profanity’.

So, in profanity, one would, at the least, expect the ‘big 7‘, right? Nope, sorry. You only get 1.5 of them. But they do include some words that, to be frank, should be outlawed only because they are not really profane, but just stupid. Here’s the default list:

butch
cooter
furburger
dipshit
dyke
jerk (The horror!)
loser (Sigh…)
pecker (hehehe)
piss (there’s your one)
retard (That’s in my job title, actually )
slag

I know what most of them mean, and I have been some of them also, but seriously, c’mon. That’s what i get for $2000 worth of software? I want profanity that makes me blush for that kind of money!

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