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Samuel L. Jackson is God. At least in the new audio bible mentioned in the story below. Part of me wants this so bad I can’t stand it. The other part is thinking ‘this is why I don’t partake in organized religion’.
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It’s been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart’s Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it’s the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked.

The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr., Angela Bassett and Alfre Woodard. Blair Underwood portrays Jesus, and Samuel L. Jackson, who played a Scripture-spouting hit man in “Pulp Fiction,” is the voice of God.

“I have had it with these motherfucking locusts in this motherfucking plague!”
No? How about this one:
“You shot Moses int he face???”

Read the rest of the CNN article here.