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Poor guy is always paying for what others do. Sigh.

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=86444

Anonymous residents on Lindy Lane claim Jean Mansel isn’t picking up after her dogs, so to entice her to do so, they took something close to her heart.

Those residents say their Mansel’s wiener dogs leave their leavings in their yard.

So, they stole her 80 pound statue of Jesus.

The note reads: “We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”

And this, my child, is when you stuffed me in the back of a van.

“There were footprints behind it, and footprints in front of it,” she says, pointing out where the statue used to be.