smorg

This morning at work, we were listening to offensive things on the internet (as part of a websense install, I swear), and Allen mentioned there was a number you could call to get an ‘inspirational message’ from the KKK.

Stupidness ensued and I intoned:

“Thanks for calling the KKK. If you hate blacks, please press one. If you hate Mexicans, please press dos.”

We then realized that the Hispanic cleaning crew was outside the conference room.
:(