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Remember, they’re only jokes.

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, and thats not funny.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(Don’t know)
THAT’S RIGHT YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU WEREN’T THERE! YOU WEREN’T THERE MAN!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says: “I’ll have a beer, and a mop.”

What do gay horses eat? Haaaayyyyyy!

What did the shopkeeper shout as the thief ran away with the gold jewelry? OY VEY!

How many indie rock bands does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dude, I have that joke on vinyl.