http://scottmcdaniel.org/a/77 I'm not fat...I'm unfit. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:41:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://scottmcdaniel.org/a/77#comment-37 sm dot org » More Colbert… Mon, 01 May 2006 11:22:50 +0000 http://scottmcdaniel.org/w/archives/77#comment-37 [...] Some choices from Saturdays WH Press dinner: Mrs. Smith, ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Mr. President and first lady, my name is Stephen Colbert and it’s my privilege tonight to celebrate our president. He’s not so different, he and I. We get it. We’re not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We’re not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That’s where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say I did look it up, and that’s not true. That’s [right?], but you looked it up in a book. [...] [...] Some choices from Saturdays WH Press dinner: Mrs. Smith, ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Mr. President and first lady, my name is Stephen Colbert and it’s my privilege tonight to celebrate our president. He’s not so different, he and I. We get it. We’re not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We’re not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That’s where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say I did look it up, and that’s not true. That’s [right?], but you looked it up in a book. [...]

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