The following is one of my favorite things ever, in any media or format. I’m putting it here so I don’t have to constantly Google it when I want to send it to someone. This content is provided by The Onion.

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn’t Own A Television
February 9, 2000 | Issue 36•04
CHAPEL HILL, [...]

Apple released the MacBook today…it’s the replacement for the iBook, complete with the move to the Intel platform.
It’s a pretty damned nice looking machine, especially the glossy black.
Bad news is that works’ software won’t run on Intel yet, and that the black costs $200 more for no discernible reason.
Sigh.

There is no emoticon to express what I am feeling right about now.

I was pulling some pictures off my phone today and found the following picture. I have NO idea whose dog it is or where this came from…what the hell?

The metadata says it was created on 7/1/04. Is this a default image on a razr? Does anyone else have this?

Does anyone ever think, “When i grow up, I want to have a job where I am constantly embroiled in childish politics between warring departments that usually end up with me being the bad guy!”.
I’m guessing no.

I’ve used Godaddy.com for about 8 years now to register my domains. I probably have 20-25 domains with them (I can’t keep up with all my forgotten projects).
Anyway, three of the domains are ones I got for my daughters. They all expired on April 14th, despite my checking the ‘auto-renew’ box on my account profile.
I [...]

The AP says…

Former Guns n Roses guitarist Slash (Saul Hudson) has been quietly picked to replace the ailing Keith Richards (62) on the Rolling Stones upcoming tour, which kicks off May 27th.
The tour, expected to bring in approximately $600,000,000,000 in revenues worldwide, has been facing the prospect that Richards, who had brain surgery after failing [...]

As much as I like this, I can’t bring myself to listen to it anymore. It’s depressing.
:(
Best track: Jacobs Ladder (imho)

IMDB says…

Tom Cruise has prompted a Californian politician to introduce legislation to ban the sale of ultrasound machines to anyone but licensed medical professionals. Last year, Cruise announced he had purchased a $200,000 ultrasound machine and admitted he performed sonograms on pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes “a lot.” Assemblyman Ted Lieu believes the Mission: Impossible III [...]