Weird Al - White and Nerdy

17 09 2006

Al is the greatest musician to ever grace the planet. Bow to him.
:)
PS: Yes, that’s Donny Osmond in the background.

BONUS!
Weird Al - All about the Pentiums
This was his other big ‘nerd’ song. Featuring Drew Carey.



Morgan Fairchild…yeah, that’s it!

17 09 2006

Last night (Saturday, 16th), we saw Jon Lovitz perform at the Funny Farm in Atlanta with the Ryffster and his lovely wife D. While Jon is very well known for his movies, tv and voiceover appearances, he only recently began doing standup, at the behest of Dane Cook (of all people).

Ok, so he wasn’t as ‘on’ as Greg Proops was when we saw him recently, but for someone who grew up with SNL and has pretty much enjoyed Lovitz in anything I’ve seen him in, I was pretty pleased. His delivery, to me, is great. I love the unsure, self deprecating stuff.
:)

The standup was a little slow and uneven, but Jon has a great personality and you could tell he was pretty relaxed. Like he has accepted his lot in life (cameos/voiceovers/ironic commercials), and was just happy to have the chance to perform. For me, the highlight was by far toward the end, when he did a series of songs about how his pal Bob Saget is NOT gay. He ‘remixed’ several well known songs, and in this reporters humble opinion, has a very good singing voice.

After the show, i handed my email address to a young lady who was sitting near us with a camera and asked if she would email the pictures she took. She did, this morning, and as a bonus included a video (thanks Vanessa!), which is below also.

If you get the chance to see Jon, take it. It’s kinda cool being 5 feet away from someone who has done so much and has been involved in some of the best comedy of our lifetime.

And now, the media!
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9/11

11 09 2006

Today marks the 5th Anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
This was the day we lost nearly 3000 human souls…Americans mostly. We lost them to the anger of people who disdain our way of life. Who hate the things America stands for or allows to happen.

As David Cross said:

I saw this ad for electric scissors [referring to a bit earlier] during an episode of the Simple Life. Which is a show that glorifies these two rich, giggling (snip), who have no respect for anyone, and get away with anything. I, right then, vowed that I would retain this image everytime I hear George Bush say ‘the terrorists hate our freedom.’ You know what? I hate our freedom. Little ol’ me, an American, I hate it. That’s all we’ve done with it? We’re (snip) assholes, man. We…are…awful.

What a great point. We’re the greatest nation on the face of the earth, and the best we can offer is Paris Hilton, who inundates the airwaves and our watercooler discussions? No wonder they hate us…they think we’re all like that.

And what do we do to change their opinions? We lock them up for years at a time…we bomb them further into the stone age. We ridicule them and imply that our way, the AMERICAN way, is so much better. We force ‘freedom’ on them.

Today also marks the 5th anniversary of:
*the day we lost our civil rights
*the day we lost our privacy
*the day we lost the respect of the rest of the world
*the day we lost our freedom and decided to impose it on the rest of the world, like it or not

Everyone is so concerned with proving that the terrorists didn’t win that they didn’t notice that they HAVE won. We’re so busy fighting amongst ourselves about which memorial to build that we didn’t notice that we can’t make a phone call or send an email without it being logged, tracked, categorized and tagged, all in the name of our safety.

It’s a damn shame that all of those people died, and all we can offer them in memory is rhetoric and more death.