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The unofficial price list:

iMac: $898-$1958
MacBook: $998-$1398
.Mac: $68
iPod Nano (except Reds): $138-$228
iPod: $228-$318
Wireless Mighty Mouse: $58
Shure earphones: $78-$238
Contour iPod Cases: $14-$24
Belkin TuneBase FM: $58
JBL On Stage Micro: $78
JBL Spot Speakers: $108
LaCie Hard Drives: $148-$888
Incase Sling Pack: $48
Xtreme Mac Micro Memo Voice Recorder: $48
Sonic Impact Video-55 Display: $238
Nike+iPod Sport Kit: $24

Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a brilliant ploy to get people to notice the new box set was out. Regardless, $1.50 for 70 classic KISS songs is a bargain, anyway you slice it. This deal is hotter than hell. If you buy this, you will be a Strutter. Um…I think I will go drink some Cold Gin and perhaps rock and roll all night.

Ok, ok. I’m done. Sigh. So head on over to iTunes and spend a buck and a half and get 70 songs.

Why are you still here? Go!
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UPDATED! Check this out: http://techpedia.org/a/134

I’m fine, the other driver is fine. Trucks dinged up, but the other guys door won’t open. Great way to start the morning.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55369

NEW YORK—Since acquiring his BlackBerry 8703c mobile device last month, asshole Robert McClain, 29, has reported vastly increased versatility, mobility, and off-site task-reassignment efficiency. The Credit Suisse executive and total shit claimed the new technology has opened more doors and become an absolutely indispensable tool for surviving in the “cut-throat world of high finance.”

McClain never lets his personal life get in the way of productivity.

“It’s amazing—I can make quicker phone calls, send more e-mails, and surf the web faster than ever, without being tied down to the office,” said the prick, who feels “disconnected from the world” if he does not have access to corporate communications for more than four minutes at any time throughout the day or night. “And it’s great for managing my schedule. Earlier today I booked a weekend flight to Vegas, set up a squash match with my buddy who works over at McKinsey, and skimmed some of [secretary] Gina [Wallach]’s e-mail requests for maternity leave, all while in line waiting for my wheatgrass shake.”

McClain said he “can’t imagine” life without his BlackBerry.

Le sigh.

Samuel L. Jackson is God. At least in the new audio bible mentioned in the story below. Part of me wants this so bad I can’t stand it. The other part is thinking ‘this is why I don’t partake in organized religion’.
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It’s been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart’s Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it’s the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked.

The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr., Angela Bassett and Alfre Woodard. Blair Underwood portrays Jesus, and Samuel L. Jackson, who played a Scripture-spouting hit man in “Pulp Fiction,” is the voice of God.

“I have had it with these motherfucking locusts in this motherfucking plague!”
No? How about this one:
“You shot Moses int he face???”

Read the rest of the CNN article here.