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Wag the dog, anyone?

Seriously…the most anticipated execution of modern times. Carried out after a global tribune, with the lives of millions of people hanging in the balance of the aftermath, and the only footage they have was shot on someones Razr?

Whatever.

Yes. Iraq is absolutely the country we want to model our criminal justice system after. Because it never turns out that people were framed or had evidence improperly handled at their trial, or DNA comes back 10 years later and proves someones innocence.

By all means we want to ram someones trial through in a day, then execute them 60 days later. Heck yeah!

I’m moving to Canada.

I swear to God, CNN hires the mentally impaired to write their captions.

Am I too predictable or what?

Christmas is wrapping up, and after counting up the loot, I ended up with over $220 in Starbucks gift cards (and a damn nice SB mug from AC). Holy machiatto, Batman!

Thanks to my friends and family who are feeding my never ending addiction to caffeine. When my heart explodes, it will all be on your heads.
;)

I also got a few Polo shirts and a couple pairs of jeans to accommodate my increasingly expanding fat ass. There was a time when my ass was my best asset…now it’s my biggest. Sigh.

Coming soon though, January 1st, I begin in earnest to get back to my fighting weight. I’m at a Marlon Brando’ish 215 pounds right now, and I need to be about 170. I’d settle for 180 though…let’s see how that goes. I think I might post weekly updates, just to make my public shame work for me as an incentive.

Anywho…if you’re reading this, merry Christmas, and I hope you have a great, healthy, happy 2007.

Peace and love,
Scott

Oh man. I’m off for 12 days. Time to catch up on stuff…I have about 50 projects I need to work on, stuff I can’t find time to complete due to my work schedule.

Not to mention about a million things to do around the house, including finishing the ethernet/phone wiring I started a month ago, and completing our home entertainment room, which has cables hanging from the ceiling like some byzantine squid.

I might even get AC to come over and help me install the garbage disposal I bought over a year ago, which has been sitting (still in the box, under the sink) and patiently waiting like a dog outside the bathroom door.

Then again, I might end up sitting around watching tv and drinking too much, annoying Holly to no end.
:)