Archive for May, 2007

May.24.2007

Crash! Boom! Bam!

So Thursday afternoon I took off from work a few minutes early, hoping to beat traffic. Didn’t really work out.
In some fairly slow moving traffic, the truck in front of the truck in front of ME edged forward a couple feet, then so did the guy ahead of me…but he hit his brakes quick, and [...]

May.24.2007

Man, it’s almost Fathers Day and my birthday again? Wow!

I’m just sayin’…
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/html/comc.asp
http://www.famous-smoke.com/cigars/search/stats.cfm/inum/23573
http://www.famous-smoke.com/cigars/search/stats.cfm/inum/25077
http://www.famous-smoke.com/cigars/search/stats.cfm/inum/16518
http://www.famous-smoke.com/cigars/search/stats.cfm/inum/23716 (HAHAHAAHAHA!)

May.16.2007

CNN - We cater to all sorts of fetishes!

From this article…

Thanks GOD! Now I don’t have to go looking for my internal decapitation news, I an have it delivered directly to my inbox!

May.14.2007

Hey, remember that time you were a teacher? Then you weren’t?

Teachers stage fake gunman attack on sixth graders
Poor judgement? Seriously, ya’ think?

MURFREESBORO, Tennessee (AP) — Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables.
The mock attack Thursday night was intended as a [...]

May.09.2007

Paris Hilton appeals to the interwebs and Ahnuld to save her skinny ass

No, seriously…

Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to [...]

May.04.2007

I trust you to kill me

No, the titular subject is not an offer. It’s the name of a documentary starring Keifer Sutherland and a band on his record label. The band is Rocco DeLuca and the Burden, and they are simply amazing.

Rocco is the singer/ songwriter/ dobro playing lead of the band. His voice ranges from boy band pop [...]

May.03.2007

Sick and tired of being sick and tired

The last month has sucked. I had a kidney stone, and then found out I have a dozen more in the works and that I’ll have the most uncomfortable summer ever.
Then this past Tuesday I woke up with this hellacious cough. I go to the doctor and they say it’s a ‘respiratory infection’. No fluid [...]

May.03.2007

I think I have mood poisoning…

must have been something I hate.
That’s a line from the new Marilyn Manson (track: You and me and the devil makes three), which is quite seriously one of the best albums I have heard all year. Best track: They said hell’s not hot. Going to be a nice comeback for MM.
Also new and good: [...]