Point of fact, I want to be reimbursed for the bandwidth I used to download it. … How shitty of a director do you have to be to make Wahlberg and Zooey freaking Deschanel unlikeable?

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http://nymag.com/nymag/toc/20080630/

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As you may have heard, John McCain stated that we should have a contest and put up $300 million to find a sustainable and easily produced battery, paid for by pork spending. … Kennedy decided that we were going to put a man on the moon, he didn’t put a bounty out for some rocket scientist to win - he put the full resources of the United States government behind the project and called on the ingenuity and innovation of the American people.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25322638/

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? … How many indie rock bands does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To lose weight and keep it off, eat a big breakfast packed with carbohydrates and protein, then follow a low-carb, low-calorie diet the rest of the day, a small study suggests. … But at eight months, the low-carb dieters regained an average of 18 pounds, while the big breakfast dieters continued to lose weight, shedding another 16.5 pounds.

It is every American’s duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones. … A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

One of my favorite all time skits, featuring Dana Carvey (from his short lived show) and a young, unknown Steve Carell.