Kids say the darndest thing
Bill Lawrence (creator of Scrubs) relays a story about his son (Jack on the show):
Plus, the other night my son called down (he was supposed to be asleep) and said “I think there’s a monster in my closet.” I informed him that there was no such thing, and in my forty plus years, I had never once seen a real monster. There was a pause, then he yelled down “Then you probably want to come see this one.”
And a followup of a kid who just got back from the dentist: