Too funny. The code is broken…
Supporting a opinion formed early in life that restaurant employees were some sort of special breed of genius, here is the Waffle House condiment code cheat sheet. Yes, your order is communicated via a code based on the arrangement of little packets of condiments on an empty plate. Everyone who has ever worked at a Waffle House is smarter than us. —MEGHANN MARCO
Am I too predictable or what?
Christmas is wrapping up, and after counting up the loot, I ended up with over $220 in Starbucks gift cards (and a damn nice SB mug from AC). Holy machiatto, Batman!
Thanks to my friends and family who are feeding my never ending addiction to caffeine. When my heart explodes, it will all be on your heads.
;)
I also got a few Polo shirts and a couple pairs of jeans to accommodate my increasingly expanding fat ass. There was a time when my ass was my best asset…now it’s my biggest. Sigh.
Coming soon though, January 1st, I begin in earnest to get back to my fighting weight. I’m at a Marlon Brando’ish 215 pounds right now, and I need to be about 170. I’d settle for 180 though…let’s see how that goes. I think I might post weekly updates, just to make my public shame work for me as an incentive.
Anywho…if you’re reading this, merry Christmas, and I hope you have a great, healthy, happy 2007.
Peace and love,
Scott
Ok, that last one didn’t fit. But you should check out restaurants.com. You can get $25 gift certificates to pretty much anywhere for only $10.
VERY handy if you know you’re going to have a large group and want to pretend to be generous. I mean, if you are generous…
:)
Click the picture linky thing to check them out:
BabyGotMac.com