Obama vastly overestimates the American people

Date June 12, 2009

By golly, that is a Super Deal!!!

Date June 9, 2009

Shipping seems a bit high though at $8.40…hmmm.

Twitter explained, part two

Date May 1, 2009

Ok, it seems like Twittering is just randomly talking about your unexceptional lives — Now you’re getting it!

SoulWow!

Date April 15, 2009

Brilliant.

Right Lisa, from some maaaaagical animal

Date April 12, 2009

Lisa: No I can’t! I can’t eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you’re *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: [...]