Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Don’t quit your day job…

Friday, January 29th, 2010

As an accident cleanup operator. Correct me if I am wrong, but I think the kids refer to this as ‘FAIL’.

Spam of the Day

Friday, January 29th, 2010

I concur, I think…!

from: reece nedda (nedda2yoshikoqr@live.jp)
date: Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 10:35 AM
subject: Mega programs supermarket

http://ag.com (url changed as it was malware)
i’m getting concerned Shooby: 1 start in sunny FL sunny and in the 50s: Trying to decide what to work on today The Domenic Republic
people at the NYTimes Travel Show are rolling real cigars
Salsa and soup cream with chips watching the first episode of the new star trek show How does a cold glass me diet coke sound
Preferring working on my own powerbook to working on the PC they provided me with

Finally, the return of Creed!

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

And they are rocking so much harder than when they left us…

Helpdesk ticket of the day

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Names changed to protect the innocent. I can only assume the sender meant to say ‘rsa key’, but I too wish there were a way to get back feeds I’ve lost.

:-)

On a flight 2 days ago, I left my rss feed in the seatback of a flight. I am waiting to hear from them if it was located. In the meantime, my mail keeps sending me messages that the box needs to be reduced. Could you delete all mail messages to my mailbox prior to Dec 1. That should free up the needed space.

Thanks,

redacted

Will let you know in next 24 hours if they are unable to retrieve my rss feed.


Enhance.Zoom.Wait, go back…

Friday, December 18th, 2009

People ask me what I do for a living…this is it.