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And it gets worse: The problem of gotcha journalism has recently become so pronounced that, now, it’s being engaged in not merely by journalists, but also by voters themselves (though, we should note, we have yet to see any convincing proof that such “members of the electorate” are, in fact, concerned citizens, rather than self-interested partisans and/or individual organs of the liberal media elite out to spread their socialist agenda to freedom-loving Americans).

…Gotchaware™ uses a complex algorithm—accounting for, among other things, elapsed seconds of Awkward Pause between the interviewer’s questions and the interviewee’s answers, the degree of inquisitive head-cocking on the part of the interviewer, the centrifugal force of the interviewer’s professorial foot-circling, and the number of undergraduate institutions attended, in all, by both participants—to calibrate with remarkable precision the glib elitism and all-out maliciousness a journalist betrays in his or her interview.

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“The only reason I came on with Aerosmith in the first place was the job security,” added Tyler, who said that after nearly 40 years of waking up at 5 p.m. sharp and going to work, he won’t know what to do with himself when unemployed. … This cost-cutting personnel change is Aerosmith’s most radical shift in economic model since the band’s experiments as a drug-trafficking cartel from 1978 to 1984, their brief 1986 merger with Run-DMC, and their short-lived 1994 attempt to switch over to fabricating microchips.

Ok, first, a car repair shop in the UK is being sued because the mechanics played the radios in the cars too loudly, making the songs being played a ‘performance’ and violating the ‘license’ to play them. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7029892.stm And you thought the RIAA was bad! Next, a 75 year-old woman took a hammer into her [...]

Via Andy, via his brother: the ultimate game show, courtesy of those wacky Japanese. glumbert.com – Japanese Tetris