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Alright, I’m not one to begrudge anyone their faith. live and let live…that’s my motto (well, that and ‘does anyone else smell oranges?’). But this struck me as somewhat odd and a little frightening. And dare I say it…a little aroused.
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Was Prince’s Super performance too revealing?

This took longer than I expected. I hate people.

NEW YORK (AP) — In the sensitive post-wardrobe malfunction world, some are questioning whether a guitar was just a guitar during Prince’s Super Bowl halftime show.

Prince’s acclaimed performance included a guitar solo during the “Purple Rain” segment of his medley in which his shadow was projected onto a large, flowing beige sheet. As the 48-year-old rock star let rip, the silhouette cast by his figure and his guitar (shaped like the singer’s symbol) had phallic connotations for some.

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Wag the dog, anyone?

Seriously…the most anticipated execution of modern times. Carried out after a global tribune, with the lives of millions of people hanging in the balance of the aftermath, and the only footage they have was shot on someones Razr?

Whatever.

Samuel L. Jackson is God. At least in the new audio bible mentioned in the story below. Part of me wants this so bad I can’t stand it. The other part is thinking ‘this is why I don’t partake in organized religion’.
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It’s been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart’s Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it’s the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked.

The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr., Angela Bassett and Alfre Woodard. Blair Underwood portrays Jesus, and Samuel L. Jackson, who played a Scripture-spouting hit man in “Pulp Fiction,” is the voice of God.

“I have had it with these motherfucking locusts in this motherfucking plague!”
No? How about this one:
“You shot Moses int he face???”

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