Posts Tagged ‘Whine’
So last Monday I was getting in the shower and decided to weigh myself, just to go ahead and get the day started with a bang. I was at a career high 220.5 pounds. Wowsa. So i decided to take the road less traveled and try to lose the equivalent of a small child. My [...]
From this article… Thanks GOD! Now I don’t have to go looking for my internal decapitation news, I an have it delivered directly to my inbox!
Teachers stage fake gunman attack on sixth graders Poor judgement? Seriously, ya’ think? MURFREESBORO, Tennessee (AP) — Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables. The mock attack Thursday night was [...]
No, seriously… Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail – by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua [...]
The last month has sucked. I had a kidney stone, and then found out I have a dozen more in the works and that I’ll have the most uncomfortable summer ever. Then this past Tuesday I woke up with this hellacious cough. I go to the doctor and they say it’s a ‘respiratory infection’. No [...]


